Mouth Wired Shut Realizations

Mouth wired shut realization #1: dry lips. solution? 1. kiss a lot or 2. use your finger, dip in mouth, apply to lips. heavenly.

Mouth wired shut realization #2: Soup is my new best friend.

Mouth wired shut realization #3: I'm going to be a blender professional at the end of all this!

Mouth wired shut realization #4: You do not want to vomit.

Mouth wired shut realization #5: coughing, sneezing, and yawning are not my friends.

Mouth wired shut realization #6: My tongue is in solitary confinement for 6 weeks. No windows. No food. Occasional liquids.

Mouth wired shut realization #7: What a second...is my mouth wired shut?!? what the!?!?!?!?!?!

Mouth wired shut realization #8: Sleeping with a broken jaw is easier than trying to eat with a broken jaw.

Mouth wired shut realization #9: You could parlay this into a ventriloquist career.

Mouth wired shut realization #10: PB&J blending up in milk isn't that bad at all.

Mouth wired shut realization #11: Talking isn't easy. Talking with toothpaste in my mouth is worse. Funny, but worse.

Mouth wired shut realization #12: Blended up donut in milk? Not bad. Slimy residue aftermath? A little disturbing.

Mouth wired shut realization #13: Wendy's chili + baked potato + blender = TASTY (with leftovers for the next day!)

Mouth wired shut realization #14: 2 pancakes+2 eggs+syrup+milk+butter+blender = tasty anniversary breakfast. Love you long time Christi!

Mouth wired shut realization #15: Hiking with a wired shut mouth does not allow for easy breathing. Climbing on the other hand is no problem

Mouth wired shut realization #16: Going out to eat isn't easy. It sure is interesting though, for those you are with!

Mouth wired shut realization #17: 21 more days! That doesn't sound so bad.

Mouth wired shut realization #18: It's only been 21 days?! :)

Mouth wired shut realization #19: JUICERS ROCK MY WORLD! This is the one we have. Super Duper! http://bit.ly/1GJdj

Mouth wired shut realization #20: New found (force found) talent - Ventriloquism. "B"s and "P"s are tough.

Mouth wired shut realization #21: If you like to eat it. Blend it and drink it.

Mouth wired shut realization #22: 90% of people who have jaws wired shut become ventriloquists. http://bit.ly/Skqkq

Mouth wired shut realization #23: Blending chicken broth, soy sauce, and spring rolls without the lid on the blender is not a good idea.

Mouth wired shut realization #24: Wendy's honey BBQ boneless wings. A little beef broth. Blender. I'll probably go back for more.

Mouth wired shut realization #25: It's hard to milk the sympathy from people after 5 weeks of this.

Mouth wired shut realization #26: Dreaming about eating a cookie last night was definitely not the same as eating one for real.

Mouth wired shut realization #27: Cooking good soup is not only for the wired-shutters. mmmm....chicken and almond soup (with other stuff).

Mouth wired shut realization #28: Singing in your car makes you look angry to others while sounding like you have a harmonica in your mouth.